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That Still Only Counts as One!

Gimli refuses to let Legolas's huge kill count more in their contest.

Gimli the dwarf in battle armour, looking indignant
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“That still only counts as one!”

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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
Type
Movie
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Gimli (John Rhys-Davies), Legolas (Orlando Bloom)
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Gimli and Legolas keep a running count of enemies killed. At the Battle of the Pelennor Fields, Legolas takes down an enormous oliphaunt single-handed. Gimli: “That still only counts as one!”

It’s for refusing to give someone credit for a big achievement.

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